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Small‑batch apothecary blends crafted off‑script.

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Mix, match, and explore your favorite apothecary blends. After submitting your order, we’ll reach out to confirm details, availability, and pickup/shipping preferences.

✹ Herbal Tea Blends 

 

 
 
Calm the Hell Down — Lavender, Chamomile, Lemon Balm, Rose
 
Each have beautiful wellness properties — and together they create a deeply calming, nervous‑system–supportive blend
 

 

Sage Against the Machine — Roobios tea, Mullein, Sage, Chrysanthemum, Ginger Powder

These herbs work together in a surprisingly synergistic way. Respiratory support, digestive warmth, and gentle inflammation modulation all in one cup.

 
 
Momma’s Hibis‑Kiss — Hibiscus, Mint, Lemon Balm
 
A bright, cooling blend that supports calm mood, smooth digestion, and refreshing hydration. Balancing tart hibiscus with soothing mint and gentle lemon balm for everyday wellness.

 

Blueberry Magic — Butterfly Pea, Mint, Lavender, Blueberry Powder, Lemon

A vibrant, mood‑balancing blend that supports calm focus, gentle digestion, and antioxidant wellness

 

 

 

Tropical Velvet — Mullein, Hibiscus, Calendula, Dragonfruit Powder, Passionfruit Powder

A bright, tropical wellness blend that supports clear breathing, gentle lymphatic flow, and antioxidant vitality

 

 

My Seester’s Last Nerve — White Willow Bark, Cinnamon, Tulsi, Mint, Chamomile

A comforting, clarifying blend that supports gentle pain relief, calm focus, and smooth digestion

 

She Doesn’t Even Go Here — Chamomile, Rose,Tulsi, Lemon Balm, Lavender

A serene, cortizone lowering, heart‑opening blend that supports emotional balance, gentle stress relief, and restful calm

 
 
 

Custom Blend — Let's create your favorite blend!

đŸŒ± Herbs 

  • Rosemary
  • Lemon Balm
  • Goji Berries
  • Fresh Peppermint
  • Fresh Spearmint
  • Lemon Thyme
  • Sage
  • English Thyme
  • Sweet Basil
  • Purple Basil

🧁 Snapcakes

 

 

Lucid Dreamer — White cake base with Blueberry Rooibos, Lavender, Blueberry & Lemon powder, white chocolate chips

 

The Hopeless Romantic — Strawberry cake with Strawberries, Lemon Verbena, Honey powder, white chocolate chips

 

 

 

The Wild Child — Chocolate cake with dark chocolate chips, blueberry powder, Hibiscus, Espresso

   Infused Sugars 

  • Lavender Sugar
  • Citrus Sugar
  • Hibiscus Sugar Cubes
  • Rose Sugar Cubes
  • Blueberry Sugar Cubes

🧂 Spice Blends

  • Sunday Morning — Celtic Salt, Black Pepper, Rosemary, Sage, Lemon Verbena, Garlic Powder, Onion Powder, Sugar, Coriander — $10
  • Spicy Sunday Morning — Celtic Salt, Black Pepper, Rosemary, Sage, Lemon Verbena, Garlic Powder, Onion Powder, Sugar, Coriander, Red Pepper Flakes — $10
  • Kitchen Pepper — Celtic Salt, Black Pepper, Ginger, Cinnamon, Allspice, Nutmeg, Clove — $5
  • Take Me to the BBQ — Black Pepper, Turmeric, Ginger, Garlic, Onion, Citrus Zest, Brown Sugar, Thyme, Lemon Thyme, Coriander — $10

🍋 Herbal Drops & Honey Taffy

  • Elderberry Lavender Lemon Drops 
  • Honey Lemon taffy
  • Natural Peppermint Drops
  • Natural Spearmint Drops
  • Honey Orange taffy

🍏 Jams & Jelly

  • Elderberry Jelly
  • Lemon Jelly
  • Mixed berry Jam
  • Orange Marmalade
  • Chamomile Jelly
  • Spiced Apple Jelly
  • Honey Strawberry Jam
  • All Natural Mint Jelly

đŸ« Homemade Chocolates

  • Handmade Caramel Chocolates
  • Citrus Truffles
  • Zest in Chocolate
  • Candied Oranges dipped in Dark chocolate
  • Bonbons: Elderberry, Spiced Apple, Chamomile

 
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